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The splendor of an editor's speech and the splendor of his newspaper are inversely related to the distance between the city in which he makes his speech and the city in which he publishes his paper.
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The Split-Atom Blues Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine, Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline .
.. But if you split those atoms fine, Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!...
The spokesperson told me that one of the hot toys for boys this year, once again, is the G.
I. Joe action figure and "accessories," which is the toy industry code word for guns, as i...
The sportsmanship of hunting depends upon whether your are the hunter or the hunted.
The spotted owl isn't really important because it's only a subspecies. -- Denny Smith
The spot you are scrubbing is always on the other side.
-- Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware If the spot is on the inside, you won't be able to reach it....
The spring is a time for political activists. Leaflets are everywhere; just look at the trees.
The sprinkled isles, Lily on lily, that o'erlace the sea. -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Cleo
The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinge
The squeaky hinge gets the oil. -- Gene Frankli

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