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The stockings were hung by the chimney with care--and oh what a terrible smell filled the air.
-- Jethro Bu...
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
-- Jonathan Swif...
The Stoics also teach that God is unity, and that he is called Mind and Fate and Jupiter, and by many other names besides.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Zeno, lxviii...
The stolen car fairy? A lawyer once said his client didn't know how a number of stolen cars had ended up on his property.
The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.
-- Iske's Teenage Corollary to Parkinson's Law...
The stone age was marked by man's clever use of crude tool
he information age, to date, has been marked by man's crude use of clever tools....
The stone glows black A burden has been removed from your shoulders.
.... Your pack has disintegrated!...
The stone glows yellow Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney... -- Steven Wrigh
The stone which the builders refused is become the head stone of the corner.
-- Old Testament -- Psalm cxviii, 22...

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