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The statistical probability of being a good husband is equal to that of finding a gorilla with real talent for playing the harp.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brow...
The statues are impassive.
The stature of a science is commonly measured by the degree to which it makes use of mathematics.
-- S. S. Steve...
The stay and the staff, the whole stay of bread, and the whole stay of water.
-- Old Testament -- Isaiah iii, 1...
The steady state of disks is full. -- Ken Thompso
The sterile radical is basically conservative. He is afraid to let go of the ideas and beliefs he picked up in his youth lest his life be seen as empty and wasted.
-- Eric Hoffe...
The still small voice of gratitude. -- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- Ode for Music, V, Line 8
The still sowe eats up all the draffe. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. x
The stock actor is a stage calamity. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

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