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The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the yapping dog gets kicked.
The staff beats you and then races around the room.
The staff becomes slightly warm and begins to lighten up.
The staff begins to chuckle, and laugh, and snicker, and titter, and giggle, giggle, and . . .
The staff has beaten you severely. You can't carry as much as before.
The staff has shrunk to a shadow of its former power.
The staff has turned into a cobra and killed you.
The staff is racing madly around the room.
The staff quivers violently in your hand, as if confused by your command. command.
The staff shakes violently and says, "I hope you know what you are doing.
doing. I can't bear to watch!...
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