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• Save a tree...Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
• Learn to type and take some kind of shorthand notes.
  Read everything to do with history, biography, English, art, music....
• There are only two really important things in life
  1. Sex 2. (well it's not really that important) -- Woody Alle...
• It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
  It only takes Denny's 10 minutes. -- In the men's room at a Denny's restaura...
• How many loggers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They can't do it, the light will disturb the spotted owls....
• It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can do only a little.
  Do what you can. -- Sydney Smith...
• I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts--because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.
  -- Valentine Michael Smith in _Stranger in a Strange Land_ by Robert A Heinlei...
• The [Democrats] talked about putting people first. Well
  hey put people first unless you happen to be a spotted owl or a giant garter snake or some other endangered species and then that seems to have priority....
• lt;-o-> <*,*>_&l