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• Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
  Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful] Uh oh!...
• Car customisers do it with a hot rod.
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  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
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