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  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
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• Help! I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
• You should never challenge "worse." Don't ever say, "Things couldn't get worse.
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• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....