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  hen get a law passed requiring that they be installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips....
• One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could manufacture personal air bag
  hen get a law passed requiring that they be installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips....
• It's hard to make a living writing taglines.
• It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
  In one of those "true facts" books there was an explanation for this law....
• Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
  I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
• Get reelected. -- First Law of Office Holde
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a new cat hospital
  and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation, does not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions....