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• Two things I like the best in life -- hot cars and fast women.
• In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one-iron.
  Not even God can hit a one-iron. -- Lee Trevino...
• Homer: Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
  Lisa: Hey Bart! Last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!...
• Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
• In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
  The last is much the worst, the last is the real tragedy. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• There's a man deeply in debt, see, and he takes the money he has left and goes to Monte Carlo to try to recoup at the roulette tables.
  Won a little, lost a lot, and was down to his last franc....
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...