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• In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man.
  -- Mark Twai...
• A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. -- Mark Twai
• The first time the Deity came down to earth, he brought life and death
  when he came the second time, he brought hell....
• The man who can laugh when he isn't amused is always popular.
• If a man will go as far as he can see, he will be able to see farther when he gets there.
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• The difference between a rich man and a poor man is thi
  he former eats when he pleases, the latter when he can get it. -- Sir Walter Raleigh...