Related:

• Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ...um...um... th' washing machine is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You were s'posed to laugh! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! I just went below the poverty line! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Is this an out-take from the ``BRADY BUNCH''? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• OVER the underpass! UNDER the overpass! Around the FUTURE and BEYOND REPAIR!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• A skunk walked by and my odor eaters went berserk with blood lust.
  They tripped me, escaped from my loafers, and chased the skunk up a tree....