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• There is a message scrawled in the dust in a flowery script, reading
  This is not the maze where the pirate leaves his treasure chest....
• Out from the shadows behind you pounces a bearded pirate!
  Har, har," he he chortles, "I'll just take all this booty and hide it away with me chest chest deep in the maze!...
• If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad?
  Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?...
• Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
  Drink and the devil had done for the rest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!...
• There are faint rustling noises from the darkness behind you.
  As you turn turn toward them, the beam of your lamp falls across a bearded pirate....
• Destroy everything! -- Pirate Captain, The Pirate Plane
• People who pirate are cracked.
• PS: Pirate Software
• The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg