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• Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management science, telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about 21st century aircraf
  "The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog. The pilot will nurture and feed the dog....
• A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West.
  They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board....
• AIRCRAFT CARRIER -- a stewardess with V.D.
• MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
  This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
• he Soviets have the capability to try big projects.
  If there is a goal, such as when Gorbachev states that they are going to have nuclear-powered aircraft carriers, the case is closed -- that is it....
• You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
• Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.