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• I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters. -- Steven Wrigh
• Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on a buying trip.
  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady....
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...