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  oh so sad. -- Ted Nugent, "The Great White Buffalo...
• Be smart, but never show it. -- L. B. Mayer (to his daughter Edith)
• The only people who make love all the time are liars. -- Louis Jorda
• Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. -- Sam Goldwy
• Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point B are so keen to get there....
• I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead. -- Samuel Goldwy
• The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason He made so many of them.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason that He makes so many of them.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get _____there....