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The only things one can admire at length are those one admires without knowing why.
-- Jean Rostand...
The only things that evolve by themselves in an organization are disorder, friction, and malperformance.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, "Hey, mind if I smoke?
I always say, "No. Mind if I fart?" -- Steve Marti...
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
-- Lord Thomas R. Duwa...
The only thing that is faithful is a beer... -- Cliff and Norm.
The only thing that is fault tolerant about the Internet is that the users are prepared to tolerate its faults.
-- Rob Pike...
The only thing that ought to be virgin are forests.
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency. -- Eugene McCarthy
The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
-- Joan Baez...
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
-- Nicolas Chamfo...

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