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• Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.
• Rest is the sweet sauce of labor. -- Plutarch
• What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey, or the guinea hen.
  -- Alice B. Tokla...
• SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment.
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• A good crier of green sauce. -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book ii, Chap. xxxi
• We need some more Secret Sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
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• How I love C! The only language where main(){ puts("hello, world!
  ); } is equivalent to int i;main(){for(;i["]