The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get
married.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936)
married.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936)
Related:
- Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne
- The past always looks better than it was.
It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)... - Many a man that can't direct you to a corner drugstore will
get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind.
-- Finley Peter Dunne... - Don't jump on a man unless he's down. -- Finley Peter Dunne
- Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. -- Finley Peter Dunne
