Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75% of the balance of the shipment.
-- Corollary Not only did the plant forget to ship it, 50% of the time they haven't even mad...
The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions.
-- Bishop Mandell Creighto...
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing should be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butle...
The one sincere confession is the one we make indirectly - when we talk about other people.
-- E.M. Ciora...
The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.
The one thing about living in Santa Carla that I never could stomach is all the damn vampires.
-- Grandpa, The Lost Boy...
The one thing finished in this hasty world. -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Cathedral
The one thing that can be safely said about the great majority of people is that we don't want them around.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. -- Harper Lee
The one thing worse than a knee-pad Tory is a chickenshit liberal.
The type that can not say "shit" even when his mouth is full of it. -- Edward Abbey...

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