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• One thing worse than self-hatred is chiggers. -- Edward Abbey
• Why teach people to type with both hands when they can type faster with one finger than they can think.
• A genius is always on duty; even his dreams are tax deductible. -- Edward Abbey
• One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• There's one thing worse than change, and that's the status quo.
• An empty man is full of himself. -- Edward Abbey
• The world is full of burled and gnarly knobs on which you can hang a metaphysical system.
  If you must. -- Edward Abbey...
• I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. Will Roge
• Reincarnation? There is such a thing. What could be more Mozartian than the Nutcracker Suite?
  -- Edward Abbey...