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The One Piece That The Plant Forgot To Ship Is The One That Supports 75% Of The Balance Of The Shipment.
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The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75%
of the balance of the shipment.
-- Corollary
Not only did the plant forget to ship it, 50% of the time they haven't
even made it.
Related:
In any structure, pick out the one piece that should not be mismarked and expect the plant to cross you up.
Ship it.
Furthermore, if we send something by car, it's a shipment... but if we send it by ship, it's cargo.
It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
Mr. LaForge, when I left this ship it was in one piece.
I would appreciate your returning it to me in the same condition....
Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
Millihelen, adj: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.