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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people they think it's their fault.
-- Henry Kissinge...
The nice thing about dying is that once you've gotten it over with, you can stop being afraid of it.
-- Solomon Sho...
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harpe
The nice thing about self-love is that it's hardly ever unrequited. -- Solomon Sho
The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from.
Furthermore, if you do not like any of them, you can just wait for next year's model....
The nickel cigar is a thing of the past. It won't return again.
It can't! The Environmental Protection Agency won't let it......
The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
-- Fourth Law of Applied Terror Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do ...
The night cometh when no man can work. -- New Testament -- John ix, 4
The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one
Yet the light of the bright world dies With the dying sun....
The night I filled an inside straight: Even a blind hog's gonna root up an acorn once in a while.
-- Edward Abbey...

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