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• One nice thing about being dead is that you become eligible to appear on stamps and currency.
• The nice thing about dying is that once you've gotten it over with, you can stop being afraid of it.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• Infactuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
  Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway....
• One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
• The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
• The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. -- Doug Larso