The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.

The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology
instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
-- Fourth Law of Applied Terror
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do
except study for that instructor's course.
-- Corollary

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