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• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• A drop of water has the tastes of the water of the seven sea
  here is no need to experience all the ways of worldly life....
• It's hard to be one of the thousand points of light when you can't pay your electric bill.
• What light is to the eyes - what air is to the lungs - what love is to the heart, liberty is to the soul of man.
  -- R.G. Ingersoll (1833-1899)...
• Fly not yet; 't is just the hour When pleasure, like the midnight flower That scorns the eye of vulgar light, Begins to bloom for sons of night And maids who love the moon.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Fly not ye...
• Oft in the stilly night, Ere slumber's chain has bound me, Fond memory brings the light Of other days around me
  The smiles, the tears, Of boyhood's years, The words of love then spoke...
• How many Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1001. One to hold the light bulb, and a thousand to push the house round....
• On average a human: has one testicle, one ovary, one un-developed breast one developed breast (size A), has black hair and brown eyes earns less than $
  2,000 per year; with only 1/2 of a womb delivers over 2 children in its life, dies an early death and has never seen the Nile....
• How many Maoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...