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The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine
The next system crash is just a 1/60 of a second away.
The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
The next thing they'll legislate will be reading helmets !
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat.
And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll j...
The next time you go to a really swank restaurant where the prices are high and you feel inferior, try checking the gum underneath the tables.
You'll find out that them what has been there before ch...
The next way home 's the farthest way about. -- Francis Quarles (1592-1644) -- Emblems, Book iv, Emblem 2, Ep.
2...
Then farewell Horace, whom I hated so,-- Not for thy faults, but mine.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto iv, Stanza 77...
Then fly betimes, for only they Conquer Love that run away.
-- Thomas Carew (1589-1639) -- Conquest of Fligh...
Then gently scan your brother man, Still gentler sister woma
Though they may gang a kennin' wrang, To step aside is human....

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