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The next best thing to doing something smart is not doing something stupid.
-- Flo Capp's Observatio...
The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it. -- Samuel Johnso
The next class is always three buildings away on a rainy day. -- M. M. Johnsto
The next day is never so good as the day before. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 815
The next generation of computers will have a "Warranty Expired" interrupt.
The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie.
Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured some whiskey onto my granola and faced a new day....
The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off.
-- Bill Conrad...
The next person to pass us will die within a fortnight.
The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false.
The next six days are dangerous.

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