The Next Time I Have Meat And Mashed Potatoes, I Think I'll Put A Very Large Blob Of Potatoes On My Plate With Just A Little Piece Of Meat.

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The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large
blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone
asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and
pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've
hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey