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THE NEW RIGHT: A javelin team that elects to receive.
The news is out, Jim Bakker did NOT receive a Christmas greeting card from Jimmy Swaggart this last Christmas!
The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride.
Everything else they do is crap - and they know it. -- Fred Friendly, 1980...
THe news of the day, no matter how trivial or unimportant, always takes up more time than a married man has.
-- Ray O'Neil...
The newspapers! Sir, they are the most villanous, licentious, abominable, infernal-- Not that I ever read them!
No, I make it a rule never to look into a newspaper. -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751...
The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.
But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever i...
THE NEW WORLD ORDER - The last step for Mankind!
The New York Penal Code states that anyone who arrests a dead man for debt is guilty of a misdemeanor.
The New York State Vehicle and Traffic Laws state that "Two vehicles which are passing each other in opposite directions shall have the right of way.
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit. -- Bovee

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