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• The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off.
  -- Bill Conrad...
• You could have knocked me over with a fender.
• Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
  Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....
• It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country road.
  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door....
• With deep concern, if not alarm, Dick noted that his friend Conrad was drunker than he'd ever seen him before.
  What's the trouble, buddy?", he asked, sliding onto the stool next to his friend....
• Is a person who gets drunk on pasta a spaghetti souse?
• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Actually, this all sounds like STACKS of trouble to me...
• Geordi's visor is taken or knocked off - drink!