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The New Chrysler Presidential Car: The Dodge Drafter.
The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
I hope I don't get run over again....
The new Doctor Who will be played by Warren Kreick.
The new electronic independence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
-- Jay Leno...
The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer.
Far out on the horizon the USS New Jersey was conducting a night gunnery exercise....
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #52...
The new, inexperienced new kid on the block.
The newlyweds were married five days. He turns to her and says, "Honey, we're gonna make love a new way tonight.
We're gonna lie back to back." She says, "How can that be any fun?" He says, "I've i...
The new non-violent Star Trek- "Set phasers on tickle!

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