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• News stories expand and time contracts, meeting inexorably each day twenty minutes after a man is supposed to be home for dinner.
  -- Ray O'Neil...
• In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
• No matter how hard you try, there is always going to be someone more underground than you.
  -- Robert Fulford...
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman! No, it's bad news, and it flies faster than a speeding bullet, faster than a supersonic plane, faster even than superman.
  It is like a fast arrow, taking the most direct and speediest route....
• I've been married and divorced three times," the young man lamented.
  "I can't hold a job for more than six months at a time, and I'm in debt up to my ears....
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• No matter how many daughters you have, there are always more than enough sneaky-eyed boy friends to take care of the need.
• Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....