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The moral principles and precepts contained in the Scriptures ought to form the basis of all our civil constitutions and laws.
All the miseries and evils which men suffer from vice, crime, ambitio...
The moral world is as little exempt as the physical world from the law of ceaseless change, of perpetual flux.
-- Sir James G. Fraze...
The more a cat runs over your car, the more pawprints it gets.
The more advanced the civilization, the less powerful the individual.
The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repair. -- Veil's Law of Value
The more a recruit knew about a given subject, the better chance he had of receiving an assignment involving some other subject.
-- Dr. R. F. Gumperso...
The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #35...
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

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