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The more things change, the more they remain the same.
-- Alphonse Karr, "Les Guepes", January 1849...
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
The more things change, the more they suck. -- Butt-head
The more things you do not know how to do, the less you will have to do, and the more time you will have to unlearn things you knew, so that you will be able to do even less.
The more thou stir it, the worse it will be. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about.
Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and...
The more unpredictable the world becomes, the more we rely on predictions. -- Steve Rivki
The more unworkable the urban plan, the greater the probability of implementation. -- Robert Wood
The more urgent the need for decision, the less apparent is the identity of the decision-maker.
-- Murphy's Seventeenth Law...

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