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• The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
• The "Enough Already" Law: The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
• PRO: No more car insurance, and car to take care of.
  CON: No more running over innocent pedestrians. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• The more you run over road kill, the flatter it gets.
• Homer: Oh my God! Lisa: What is it? Homer: Tramapoline!
  Trampopoline! [runs out] Bart: He said what now?...
• Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story?
  -- A tire blows out on the Simpson car, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• It's hard to say who brags more, the reformed smoker or the guy whose car gets 30 miles to the gallon.
  -- James Alexande...
• cene shows Marge dressing up and Homer in a suit] Home
  [voice-over] That night, your mother and I went out for a romantic evening to celebrate the start of our new life....
• Baseball players hit more home runs.