Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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The more efficient you are in planning, the more easily your are upset by accident.
The more enthusiastic, unruly, and large the candidate's crowds in the week before the election, the less likely he is to carry the area.
-- Frank Mankiewicz...
The more fantastic an ideology or theology, the more fanatic its adherents. -- Edward Abbey
The more feminizts I know, the more I love my dog.
The more hair I lose, the more head I get!
The more heavily a man is supposed to be taxed, the more power he has to escape being taxed.
-- Diogene...
The more homes they build without basements or attics, the more frequent are the garage sales going to be.
The more honesty a man has, the less he affects the air of a saint.
The affectation of sanctity is a blotch on the face of piety. -- Lavate...
The more I get to know people, the better I like animals.
The more I know about religion, the more I like video games.

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