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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. -- David Paranka
The more people I meet, the more I love my battleaxe.
The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. Ozman's Law
The more pretentious the corporate name, the smaller the organization.
(For instance, the Murphy Center for the Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, and AT&T....
The more qualified candidates who are available, the more likely the compromise will be on the candidate whose main qualification is a non-threatening incompetence.
-- Mark B. Cohe...
The more RAM you have, the better -- M. Chambe
The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.
-- Bartz's Law of Hokey Horsepuckery -- Wayne R. Bartz...
The more right one is, the more careful he should be to express his opinion tactfully.
The other fellow never likes to be proved wrong. -- John Luthe...
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre...

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