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• Lamenting and sighing, floods of tears. No blame.
• The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
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• Tears in floods, sighing and lamenting. Good fortune.
• The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
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