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The difference between a lawyer and a rooster, is that the rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.
The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
The difference between a misfortune and a calamity?
If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune....
The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
-- Henry L. Mencke...
The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.
-- Gerrold's Pronounceme...
The difference between a rabbit and a rock is the information content, and the difference between a living and a dead rabbit is in the availability or usability of the information.
-- Dr. John A. B...
The difference between a rich man and a poor man is thi
he former eats when he pleases, the latter when he can get it. -- Sir Walter Raleigh...
The difference between art and science is that if something works in art, you don't have to explain why.
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. -- Gerald Burrill

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