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The difference between the Pope and George Bush is that whereas Bush walks on the ground and kisses women,the Pope kisses the ground and.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
...the difference between town and country is mostly the view. -- Nan Fairbrothe
The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.
The difference between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day.
-- Harry Hershfield...
The difference between Windows and a virus? Virus is free.
The difference of an oral and an anal termometer? The taste.
The difficult I do immediately -- The impossible I sub-contract.
The difficult we do at once; the impossible takes a little longer.
-- inscription on the memorial of the SeeBees -- (U.S. Naval Construction Battalions)...
The difficulty in life is the choice. -- George Moore, The Bending of the Bough, [1900], act IV

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