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• Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand.
  Come on, Marta. Grow up. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys.
  But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it....
• Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up?
• When I grow up I want to be a little boy. -- Joseph Helle
• There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver.
  In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees....
• If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep
  and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you....
• The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe.
  But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it....
• It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I won't grow up I don't want to go to school Just to learn to be a parrot and recite a silly rule If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree I'll never grow up
  ever grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, not me. I won't grow up I don't want to wear a tie and a serious expression in the middle of July And if it means I must prepare to shoulder burdens with a worried air I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, so there....