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The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito. -- Austin O'Malley
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman....
The best catches are never seen. ("Did you see that?
See what?") -- The Fifth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
-- Wernher Von Braun when asked if man can be replaced -- by computer in spacefligh...
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
The best contraceptive is the word no--repeated frequently. -- Margaret Smith
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.
-- Goodman Ace...
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -- W. C. Field

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