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• Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
• You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
  Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Dozens of bears are found dead in Alaska and Canada every summer, killed by blood lost to the voracious mosquito.
  The estimated life-expectancy of a naked man on the tundra in summer is about 15 minutes....
• Fools rush in - and get the best seats. -- Wise Fan's Lame
• The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito. -- Austin O'Malley
• Blessed is the one whom mosquitoes themselves decide to avoid.
• Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
• Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Who are a little wise the best fools be. -- Dr.
  John Donne (1573-1631) -- Elegy 8, The Triple Fool...