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The best part of Chastity is ending it.
The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. -- Jackie Gleaso
The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.
-- Franklin P. Adam...
The best part of you dripped down your daddy's leg.
The best peas are the smallest peas and ... the sleaziest peas are the best peas. -- Waverly Roo
The best people, like the best wines, come from the hills. -- Edward Abbey
The best piece of advice was not to be an actress. -- Isabella Rossellini
The best place to party is any place but yours.
The best plan is, as the common proverb has it, to profit by the folly of others.
-- Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD) -- Natural History, Book xviii, Sect. 31...
The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Cruelty commands respect.
Men may hate us. But, we don't ask for their love; only for their fear. -- Heinrich Himmle...

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