Miscellaneous Collections

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The best diplomat I know is a fully armed phaser bank. -- Montgomery Sco
The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
The best dress for walking is nakedness. -- Colin Fletcher, The Complete Walker III
The best-educated human being is the one who understands most about the life in which he is placed.
-- Helen Kelle...
The best effect of the search for success is that it makes us re-create ourselves.
The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.
However, your neighbor is always wasting money that should be yours by judging things by their price....
The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
-- Theodore Roosevel...
The best exercise for a cat is another cat.
The best form of exercise is picnics. You can use up two thousand calories trying to keep the ants and flies away from the potato salad.
-- Jack E. Leonard...

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