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• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and You can fool all of the people some of the time, but You can't fool mom.
• Dozens of bears are found dead in Alaska and Canada every summer, killed by blood lost to the voracious mosquito.
  The estimated life-expectancy of a naked man on the tundra in summer is about 15 minutes....
• You can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient.
• YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME..etc.etc. - BUT NOT US!
• Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool MOM.
• You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mum.
  -- Captain Penny's Law...
• You can fool all of the people some of the time; you can fool some of the people all of the time
  and that should be sufficient for most purposes....
• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
• Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.