Miscellaneous Collections

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The average man is rich enough when he has a little more than he has got, and not till then.
-- William Ralph Inge...
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
-- Anatole France...
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
The average person puts only 25% of his energy and ability into his work.
The average person thinks he isn't. -- Father Larry Lorenzoni
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- J. Frank Dobie, A Texan in England 1945...
The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's -- but four times as long as the official's who created it.
-- Augustine's Law Number L...
The average time between deleting a file and realizing you really need it, is about two days.
The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
he is anything but her ideal....
The average woman talks 50 per cent more than her husband listens.

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