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The barium enema on the phone was within normal limits.
The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature. -- Second Law of Particle Physic
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.
It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. -- H. L. Mencke...
The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
The basic menu item, in fact the ONLY menu item, would be a food unit called the patty, consisting of -- this would be guaranteed in writing -- 100 percent animal matter of some kind.
All pattie...
The basic question is this: Why should *anything* exist?
*Nothing* would be tidier. -- Edward Abbey...
The Basics: A beer, a blonde, and a boob tube.
The basic science is not physics or mathematics but biology--the study of life.
We must learn to think both logically and bio-logically. -- Edward Abbey...
The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do.
-- Eric Hoffe...
The basis for optimism is sheer terror. -- Oscar Wilde

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