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The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad
The availability of a component is inversely proportional to the need for that component.
The avaricious man is like the barren sandy ground of the desert which sucks in all the rain and dew with greediness, but yields no fruitful herbs or plants for the benefit of others.
-- Zeno...
The average cucumber is at least six inches long. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at 7
30 in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Ke...
The average human being only uses 10% of his or her mind.
-- Scientific studies "...and the rest is taken up by the operating system....
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
The average lifetime of a roll of toilet paper in a public restroom is forty years, ending 5 minutes before you enter the stall.
-- Rothschild's Hypothesi...
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman -- any woman -- with beautiful legs.
-- Marlene Dietrich...

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