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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The Avionics virus Displays a Compass logo while extracting $
165000 from your cash reserves. -- New viruses on the block....
The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won't touch the pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it's okay.
-- Arthur Mille...
The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.
D. -- Nelson Algre...
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. -- John Maynard Keye
The award for All-Time Champion and Protector of Youthful Morals goes to Representative Clare E.
Hoffman of Michigan....
The awareness of the ambiguity of one's highest achievements (as well as one's deepest failures) is a definite symptom of maturity.
-- Paul Tillich...
The Away Team went on a mission and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
The axe bounces harmlessly off the dragon's thick scales.
The axe is laid unto the root of the trees. -- New Testament -- Luke iii, 9

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